Going Away Party
by Wildcard
bitter fog wraps tilted stones
whose worn inscriptions
chuckle at strangers.
within my sarcophagus
tasting of petulance,
feral urges loiter
sweetly depredating
the rotten bond
of an immortal will.
summoned to the dance
I slip into the Stygian
like cool, clean sheets.
Do you have a feeling of impending doom, depression, anxiety, heart murmurs, nostalgia, a cold, the cure for cancer, AIDS, pickles that taste better than any other, a lot of extra time on your hands, heartburn, naseau, any Grey Poupon, a sick fetish or a tattoo? Then you may qualify immediately as a winner!
Then again, you may not.
Okay, you aren't. Sorry to waste your time.
By entering this site you have affirmed that you are mentally unstable and willing to endure years of trauma that could potentially/probably/likely/certainly be caused by exposure to the sick and twisted sense of the world that Wildcard has. You have been warned, albeit in a barely discernable way, but warned all the same.
Welcome to the World of Wildcard
I dabble. Jack of all trades; mastur of 'bation . . . check out my music, mybb plugins and other random stuff . . . it may interest you but then again it could also cause your eventual suicide-- not that it is extremely likely. There are no documented cases . . . only rumors.Wildcard
My Music
| I write songs because they get stuck in my head when I am doing something boring and I have to keep polishing them until I am happy with them-- sometimes that is never. All of these are original songs I have written and some of them may even be worth a damn but in any event here they are for you to listen to . . . for free. | ||||
 Hello Nurse |
Dubby Boy |
Never Mine |
'Round The Way |
Anything |
My Plugins
| I write plugins because they get stuck in my head when I am doing something boring and I have to keep polishing them until I am happy with them-- sometimes that is never. All of these are original plugins I have written and some of them may even be worth a damn but in any event here they are for you to use . . . for free. | ||||
 MentionMe |
 Last Poster Trophy on Postbit |
 Advanced Sidebox |
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ZOMG,
Someone made the first 'The Last Poster Wins!!!' thread years ago when time was only a theory and forums were all running on cups and strings-- I'm pretty sure it was Chuck Norris who actually started the first one.
Umm . . . not so sure about that.
Last Poster Trophy On Postbit displays a trophy when you 'winz'-- I mean, come on! Who doesn't want that?
MyBB Admins,
Do you want/use sidebars/side boxes on your forum? If not, then I really don't like you anymore.
If you do, then would you like an easier way to handle adding, editing and removing sideboxes from your forum? If not then you are really starting to piss me off . . .
Well, anyway if you want to make side boxes easier and better then give Advanced Sidebox a try.
Daytime Drama
by Wildcard
one-legged hop
into drip-dried Levi's
tacky headbanger hairdos
antagonized by tugged t-shirts
sock-less feet stuffed into unlaced shoes
silent smiles shared
last glance at the lonely stream
once churning with giggles and sun fire,
courses darker now
as light abandons
to flirt with blushing clouds.